Monday, December 31, 2007
Jaguars
Jamaica
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Where the Ganges Ends
Pain
It's a Zoo
A koala is kidnapped. Sheep are molested by a human intruder. An elephant does a headstand on a technician, breaking her pelvis. A tiger ravages its keeper's arm. A year later, on Christmas Day, the same feline escapes, kills and gets killed.
This is what life can be like at the San Francisco Zoo, a 78-year-old institution saddled with a history of mismanagement and scores of injuries to animals, employees and visitors alike—yet still beloved by generations of Bay Area residents.
It's almost as if the place is cursed.
Steve Rubenstein: Zookeepers knew about the wall.
Malaysia
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Crab Fisherman
Kite Maker
Muezzin
San Francisco Zoo
Friday, December 28, 2007
Queen of the Poachers
Elephant Herd
Allah
Mistake
"The shooters mistook the man for a poacher," a trader said.
Three Wounded
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Ancient Civilization
Brave Woman
Rumble
Camelids
Firewood
"The woman was collecting firewood approximately three kilometers from her village," a trader said. "She sustained serious injuries to her back, legs, and hands. Other villagers made noises to chase away the cat. This was the fourth such incident in the area this month."
San Francisco
- Did victim taunt the tiger?
- Shocking news for parents
- Tiger acted her part as alpha predator
- Oakland Zoo visitors flock to see tigers
- Outrage at City Hall
The City Hall story includes this response:
"Live animal attacks won't be tolerated in San Francisco, and the mayor expects immediate improvements in protocols and facilities so that tragedies such as this never happen again," [Mayor Gavin] Newsom's spokesman Nathan Ballard said. "It's simply unacceptable."
Ballard's statement reminds me of a bad piece of dialogue in a Dirty Harry movie.
Here are three things to keep in mind:
- I saw a leaping lion reach the top of a 12-foot metal fence.
- I saw a leaping tiger injure a man on an elephant. (You can see a similar attack here.)
- The manual Management and Conservation of Captive Tigers notes: "No matter how well designed your tiger facility is for containing tigers, either through accidents or acts of God, tigers sometimes get out of their enclosures."
I don't care for zoos. I prefer wildlife parks. The animals should roam free. The people should remain in cars or other cages.
Update from the Chronicle (8:35 PM EST): "The wall of a moat that surrounds the San Francisco Zoo's tiger enclosure is far shorter than officials thought and also below national standards, authorities said today."
The wall is a little more than 12 feet high.
Nine Rustlers
Failed Getaway
The robber had a gun and three bullets with him. A police spokesman said, "He did not have a chance to shoot because a big number of residents struck him with stones."
Sahara
One of the explorers told the Malta Independent:
“It turns out that the script we found states the name of the region where it was carved, which is none other than the fabled land of Yam, one of the most famous and mysterious nations that the Egyptians had traded with in Old Kingdom times; a source of precious tropical woods and ivory.
“Its location has been debated by Egyptologists for over 150 years but it was never imagined it could be 700 kilometers west of the Nile in the middle of the Sahara Desert.”
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Fatal Attack
Lost and Found
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Tiger Escapes
Panama
One of my female acquaintances had a similar experience years ago. Before her rescue she did nothing but yell and pray for 18 hours.
Ancient Monuments
In the future you can expect more ludicrous attempts by governments of developing countries to pick the pockets of rich foreign companies in the global marketplace.
Some governments will try to get the money through new laws. Other governments will try to get the money through big lawsuits in friendly courts.
World News
Northwest Russia: "A 47-year-old man from northwest Russia killed his friend while trying to shoot a pack of cigarettes off his head, local prosecutors said on Tuesday."
Afghanistan: "A man in the Zabul province of south Afghanistan cut off his wife's nose and ears during the Islamic festival of Eid al-Adha, also known as the Feast of Sacrifice, local officials said on Tuesday."
Egypt: "A sacrificial sheep, or rather the absence of a sacrificial sheep, has caused the break up of a 16-year-old marriage in Egypt, national media said on Tuesday."
Yachts
Claudia Blume at Voice of America:
Adrien Magnan says that despite China's long coastline and many lakes, there are fewer than 10 marinas on the whole mainland, with a total of about 1,000 moorings. But he says more are being developed, for example in Xiamen on the East Coast or on Hainan Island in the Southeast, as local governments realize the positive economic impact of marinas.
"Definitely. I mean, they are trying to open the coastline to the rest of the world," he said. "It creates business, it creates real local economy. A marina is more than a place where you park yachts. It's a real profit-maker for the whole city in terms of brand image, in terms of attractiveness of a city, and it generates, of course, revenues and employment for the city."
I lived on a yacht for a year. My wife at the time hated our home on the water. A pelican stole one of her Gucci shoes.
Freighter
Monday, December 24, 2007
Thai Elephants
Imperial Gowns
Robbery
Life Raft
"The mariners had been transporting cargo from Dubai when their dhow sailed into rough seas and broke its keel," a Navy spokesperson said. "When the vessel started taking on too much water to remain afloat, the mariners abandoned ship into a life raft where they remained for two days before the rescue."
Security
Scaring Elephants
Forest officials in eastern India have advised villagers to stock tiger urine and excrement to scare away a killer elephant and his marauding herd.
The elephant, named after al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, and his herd have trampled seven people to death in the past three months in Jharkhand.
Last Tuesday: Jumbo Terrorist
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Going Global
I am an international trader, traveling the streets, alleys, and jungles of the global marketplace.
Before I went into business for myself, I was VP of export services at one of the world’s largest banks. I also worked as the manager of an African wildlife preserve, as a consultant to several Fortune 500 companies, and as a writer at a daily newspaper. I served in the U.S. Army during the Vietnam War.
If you are responsible for sales at a small American company, you may never have given much thought to selling your products or services internationally because you believe you lack the resources to penetrate global markets effectively. If so, you need to rethink your approach. You can launch a successful international marketing effort for almost any company—even a home business—with very little money and virtually no overseas travel.
How? Sell to overseas governments.
Buying a wide range of products and services from small businesses, governments are the largest single customers in many places. You almost never need to travel outside the United States to market successfully to governmental entities in other countries. Depending on the customer, you can introduce your products, become a supplier, and submit your bids by mail, email, FedEx, etc. You can find overseas opportunities at government Web sites and in government bid publications. You also can find bid notices in newspapers from other countries.
Japan
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Friday, December 21, 2007
Giraffes
Sea Devils
Porcelain
Chinese archaeologists have raised a merchant ship which sank in the South China Sea 800 years ago while transporting a cargo of precious porcelain.
Afghan Treasures
A traveling exhibition of extraordinary archaeological treasures from the National Museum of Afghanistan, Kabul, will begin a 17-month tour of the United States in spring 2008, it was announced today by the National Geographic Society and the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C.
Humpback Whales
Business Heritage
Early in my management career, one of my old bosses said: "Every married male executive should have a mistress. All that sneaking around keeps a man alert."
Christopher Columbus
Volcanic Ash
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Headman
"The Penan fear that Kelesau Naan may have been murdered for his resistance to the logging," Survival International says.
Reptile Smuggler
"A security inspection revealed a total of 14 baby crocodiles, 125 Egyptian and African turtles, three chameleons, and 12 lizards," the Russian news agency RIA Novosti reported.
Mother
"Neighbors found the woman with a large wound on her neck," a trader said. "Throughout the attack the woman held her 2-year-old son in her arms. Miraculously the child survived without a scratch."
The injured mother went to a hospital. Workers trapped the cat in a warehouse.
Rustler
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Murders in Nigeria
"The killers accused the women of causing the death of a 2-year-old girl through witchcraft," a businessman said.
Death at a Zoo
A 50-year-old man was mauled to death by a Royal Bengal tiger Wednesday at a zoo in India's northeastern state of Assam while he was trying to take photographs with his cellphone, wildlife officials said.
A wildlife spokesman said a family of four, including the victim's wife and two children, were visiting the zoo in Assam's main city of Guwahati when the incident happened.
"The person crossed over a barricade and went near an iron cage to take photographs using his cellphone.
"There were two tigers and one of them pounced and tore apart his hand...the other tiger also attacked," Narayan Mahanta, the zoo warden, said.
Rattlesnake Perfume
Exorcism Center
Poland plans to open its first exorcism center, for those who believe they are possessed by the devil, in the town of Poczernin 30 km (18 miles) from the city of Szczeczin, Polish media said Wednesday.
Andrzej Trojanowski, a Catholic priest working in the city, says the center will be equipped with a chapel and will have a psychiatrist on hand.
Trojanowski said there was a demand for the service as he deals with up to 20 people a week allegedly possessed by the devil.
The center was the idea of the Catholic Church in Poland, which already has around 50 working exorcists, and the project is expected to provide spiritual help and guidance to the needy.
According to priests their service is popular with visitors from Germany, which has no working exorcists.
A Real Mule
In Villisca, Iowa, one Emil Hecke took friends to his barn there to display his mules. He slapped a mule heartily upon the rump, crying: "Here's a real mule!" The mule kicked. Mr. Hecke fell dead.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Confrontation
Previous: Bangladesh
Pirates in Sierra Leone
Hungry Wolf
A hungry wolf descended from the mountains in Aquila, central Italy, and went to a local bar searching for food, the Italian ANSA new agency said on Tuesday.
The adventurous wolf entered the packed Cantaflura bar in Italy's Villetta Barrea province on Monday evening. The bar owner said that the wolf behaved very calmly, paying little attention to the other guests.
In an attempt to sate the beast's hunger, the barman made a juicy hamburger and threw it to the animal. The wolf ate the food, left the bar and did not come back, the owner said.
Wild Boars
Dinosaur Fossils
Monday, December 17, 2007
Crime Drama
Havoc
Palm Tree
A palm tree at Egypt's Cairo International Airport has saved hundreds of passengers on board an Ethiopian Airlines' flight from certain death, the Al-Ahram weekly paper said on Monday.
The Boeing 747 had just landed when the plane's brake system failed, and the jet sped on, heading directly for oil tankers at a nearby refueling aerodrome. However, doom was averted by a huge palm tree which halted the plane's progress some 30 meters (98 feet) from the tankers.
Firefighters and ambulances hurried to the airport, but no injuries were reported.
Egyptian Consulate
Tall Elephant
Asia's tallest elephant died, aged 51, on his way to take part in a temple festival in Kerala, southwestern India, the Times of India said on Monday.
The Indian elephant, named Nanu Eezhuthassan Sivasankaran, was so tall at 10.6 feet that his trunk did not touch the ground. He was a favorite for ceremonial occasions in the district of Pakkalad.
Giant Rat
"The giant rat is about five times the size of a typical city rat," said Kristofer Helgen, a scientist with the Smithsonian Institution.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Putin
Official Russian news agency RIA Novosti notes:
Russian Christian sects have long been known for their unusual choices of icons, some of them praying to portraits of such well-known "holy men" as Stalin and Ivan the Terrible.
Another Russian sect is currently holed up in an underground shelter in the country's central Penza Region and has threatened to commit mass suicide if any attempt is made to bring them to the surface.
Religion was tightly controlled in the U.S.S.R. and the collapse of the Soviet Union saw an explosion in sects and cults, as well as interest in New Age philosophies and beliefs. The back pages of many Russian tabloid newspapers are full of advertisements for "healers" and "magicians" who promise to bring happiness in love, success in business, as well as a range of other services.
One of the most well-known sects in Russia has its base near the southern Siberian town of Abakan, where thousands of people, both Russian and foreign, worship a former provincial traffic policeman, Sergei Torop, as the second coming of Christ.
There are currently believed to be around 500-700 such sects in Russia, containing some 600,000-800,000 people.
American Military
Defender
"The cat attacked the child," a trader said. "The mother attacked the cat."
After a brief skirmish, the cat ran away.
The Hobo
A shabbily dressed old man in a red plaid shirt entered the store one day. He tried on several high-priced hats. Watching the guy from a distance, I turned to my boss and said, "That old man looks like a shoplifter."
"Go sell him a hat," my boss said. "That's Carl Sandburg."
The old socialist bought the most expensive hat in the store.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
East China Sea
Probe
Tikal
Alexandria
CWCID: Brendan Alexander, Rakotis
Bullets
Slavery Kingdom
Only in America
In Michigan City, Ind., night before his execution uxoricide Harvey Edwards slashed his wrists, started to bleed to death. Prison physicians gave him blood transfusions, worked 22 hours to save his life. Saved, Harvey Edwards was successfully electrocuted.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Fall
Maori Artifacts
"The developers will build a museum to display the items," a trader said.
Egyptian Glass
A team led by a university archaeologist has reconstructed a 3,000-year-old glass furnace, showing that ancient Egyptian glassmaking methods were much more advanced than previously thought.
Food Bandit
Shot
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Show-Off
"The killer displayed the head in front of villagers for hours," a trader reported.
Yunnan Province
Japanese Attack
Captain Kidd
Gharials
"There has to be something wrong with the river water," a wildlife official said.
Background: Gharial fact sheet
Night Attacks
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Dead Fisherman
Elephants in Tamil Nadu
"Local people chased the herd before the attack," a trader said.
Another herd of elephants injured three forest rangers in the state.
Japanese Tanker Freed
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Treasure
Archaeologists say that as many as 8,000 ships from the Spanish empire, which stretched from the end of the 15th century to the beginning of the 19th, may still lie beneath the deep.
Shark Eats Kangaroo
Death by Spearing
Lone Tusker
The Poet
In Pennsylvania the late poet Byron Vazakas was one of my friends. One day he received a strange package in the mail. He refused to open the box.
"Open it," I said.
"It may be a bomb," he said.
"Nobody blows up poets," I told him.
"I'll open it in the woods," he said. "If the box explodes, it won't hurt anyone except me."
Byron opened the box in a secluded wooded area. Inside the container were candy drops and a $500 check. The gift came from a reader of Byron's poetry books.
Art of Selling
"Few entrepreneurs have achieved success without mastering the art of selling," I responded. "Of all the sales skills, listening is the most valuable."
Monday, December 10, 2007
Third Attack
"Two other tiger attacks on villagers occurred in the area during the past five days," a trader said. "In addition, two leopard attacks on villagers occurred in the area during the same time period."
Whiskey on the Rocks
Florida
Stolen Supplies
"The members believe they are the rightful owners," a businessman said. "They think their dead ancestors sent the items."
Forest Park
President Ernest Bai Koroma, of Sierra Leone, is today expected to back plans to make the 75,000-hectare Gola Forest his country's second national park protecting more than 50 mammal species including leopards, chimps and forest elephants, 2,000 different plants and 274 species of bird of which 14 are close to extinction.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Swazi Chief
Hypnotist
At Berlin, in the Circus Busch, one Labero, hypnotist, made passes at a python. Unentranced, the python grasped Labero's hand so firmly in its jaws that it broke off a tooth. Dismissing the python, Labero put to sleep crocodiles, hens, guinea pigs, rabbits, a boa constrictor. Came an eagle. The eagle fastened its beak deeply into the hand gnawed by the python, but toppled over unconscious at the same moment that Labero fainted from loss of blood. The next subject on the bill was a lion. Said critics: "It's lucky Labero fainted."
Attempted Abduction
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Camels
"Livestock owners need to be careful," said a source in the country's Agriculture Ministry. "They're buying cheap fodder and poisoning their own animals."
Bangladesh
I remember the tiger knocking my friend to the ground. I had no option but to try and save him, so it turned on me. Its claw ripped into my chest. I was frightened it was going to go for my neck, but I was able to stop it inflicting further injuries by repeatedly punching its mouth.
Across the River and into the Trees
Young Heroes
Friday, December 7, 2007
Fatality
Final Words
Some guys are tough to the end.
Paul was my best friend during my senior year in high school. At the age of 18, he crashed his sports car a month after graduation.
A female motorist rushed to Paul's aid. "Are you hurt?" she asked as she looked at his blood-spattered body.
Paul had no patience for ridiculous questions. "No, lady," he said. "I always stop this way."
A moment later, Paul died.
Martini
In 1941 writer Sherwood Anderson died of peritonitis after he had accidentally swallowed a piece of a toothpick in a martini olive.
Remembering Pearl Harbor
On December 7, 1941, my father was a sailor on the battleship USS West Virginia at Pearl Harbor. He lost his four best friends during the Japanese attack.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Crematorium
Chemicals
Immigration
"I can't believe it," my friend said. "In addition to millions of illegal Mexican immigrants, the bird and the snake on the Mexican flag decided live in the United States, too."
BBC
Road Kill
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Venomous Trespasser
Animal Attacks in Nepal
Meanwhile, a tiger injured a 50-year-old woman in the western area of the country.
Kolkata Zoo
Ancient Palace
Israeli archeologists have uncovered a monumental Second Temple structure in a parking lot just outside the walls of the Old City of Jerusalem opposite the Temple Mount which was likely the ancient palace of Queen Helena, the Israel Antiquities Authority announced Wednesday.
Oil
Ninja Turtle
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Arrests
Kerala
"The 47-year-old man gave food to the elephant before the grusome incident," a trader said.
Niger Delta
Traditional Stoves
It is a common sight across Indian villages: women cooking the family meal on traditional stoves that burn wood, leaves or animal dung.
Few people—including the women themselves—realize that the black, acrid smoke that billows from these kitchen fires is a silent killer.
One person's problem is another person's business opportunity.
Hungry Crocodiles
Monday, December 3, 2007
Ancient City
Archaeologists are excited at the prospect that the remains of a 4,000-year-old city—larger than the Forbidden City—unearthed on the east coast could be the oldest kingdom in the nation's history.
Wang Shanshan of China Daily has more.
Mauled to Death
"The man died when he went to collect food for elephants," a trader stated. "The tiger attacked him from behind."
Marketplace
Coaxing answers from 1,500-year-old clues hidden in soil clumps, BYU environmental scientists identified a marketplace in an ancient Maya city, calling into question archaeologists' widely held belief that people of the era relied on rulers to tax and redistribute goods, rather than trading them with one another.
Memory Tests
Bicycle Thief
"Villagers beat the man to death with stones," a trader said. "Later some people set the man's body on fire."
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Egypt
Volcano Power
Torture
The oldest child, a 12-year-old girl, died. A Saudi Arabian newspaper said, "The postmortem examination showed that the child sustained injuries on the back and her face scalded by boiling water that also caused some of her body parts to fall off."
Victoria Cross
Saltwater Crocodile
"Crocodiles killed 20 people and injured another 40 people in the area during the past two years," a trader said.


















